Don’t Tell People You’re Going to Bathe in the Blood of Strawberries

November 5, 2015 0 comments

…even as a joke, not ok.

I was talking to this guy online, things were going well, he hadn’t yet sent me a dick pic or asked to see my boobs.I was beginning to think he might be someone I’d like to meet.

So we’re chatting and talking about meeting up, I tell him the only day I’m free is Wednesday and he says that should work for him but he needs to double check something and will confirm Tuesday (we’re talking about this on Monday). I said ok, no problemo. Tuesday comes and we have this conversation:

Setting the scene: He had just sent me pics (again, no dick pic! yay!) and then I warned him that my photo wasn’t to-the-minute current and that I had purple hair and several tattoos.

strawberry bloodbath

And I haven’t heard from him since. Huh. Wonder why that is?

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