Wife Material… That’s Like Cotton, Right?

December 3, 2015 0 comments

After reading my profile, this profile right here, apparently this gentleman felt quite positive about the longevity of our future relationship.


Wife material

It took him two days to come up with that response. After 48 hours he still couldn’t figure out I was being facetious. It’s ok, I’m sure your mom tells you you’re special every morning when she wades through the sea of crusty socks on your floor to wake you up so you can get started on your super awesome day of binge gaming and drinking Mountain Dew.

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