My father called today. Yes he was disappointed in me. No, not for anything important. I was eating popcorn. For dinner. Apparently that’s bad?
To my way of thinking, though, popcorn is the shit and here’s why:
- popcorn is a badass that helps reduce free radicals in your body (so says the internet, so says I. Though I have no idea what a free radical is… In my head it’s a little hippie shit disturber running around your body and no one wants that)
- it has antioxidants and a decent amount of fiber
- helps you poop (told you popcorn’s the shit)
- Not a heavy “meal” if you’re running late and eating dinner at 8pm
So there, Dad!