Sphincter is Not a Sexy Word

April 12, 2016 0 comments

So I was reading an “erotic novel” the other day. Words that you can reasonably expect to read a lot of in these types of books include:

  • cock
  • pussy
  • anal
  • blow job

But not sphincter. Never sphincter.

And yet, this particular author felt the need to include it. A LOT.

What, you couldn’t come up with a half decent euphemism? Literally anything would have been better than the actual term.

ps. The image on the homepage for this post is literally the closest thing I could find to “black hole” after a whole 10 seconds of searching. Get it? Black hole? Sphincter? COME ON!!!

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