The Magical Fairy Tale that is Online Dating

May 27, 2016 0 comments

Once upon a time the court jester sincerely felt he “deserved” anal.

The princess bitch slapped him and the peasants rejoiced.

The end.

I hate it when I tell a guy that I’m saving my anal virginity for someone special because I, like some cultures, believe that to be a sacred act, and he doesn’t even have the decency to fuck right off, instead he continues to plow ahead (pun intended).

Some people just deserve to be messed with.

OKC convo

And some people are too stupid to realize they’re being messed with.

I actually went on to bring up feminism and pegging (equal opportunity anal, anyone?) but he wouldn’t go for it. Men are so selfish. Jeez.

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