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Dear Manufacturers of Face Creams And Such

July 15, 2016 0 comments

If it’s gotta be white (because #noartificialcolors) please at least don’t make it super runny as well. It’s offputting to rub what closely resembles jizz into my face. If I wanted to do that I’d remove the gag and let a guy have an opinion in the bedroom.

Thank you kindly.

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